She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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