i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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