i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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