cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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