it hurts more in the daytime
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
why is half of my head shaved?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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