fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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