Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
