So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
