come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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