my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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