no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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