I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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