THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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