Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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