please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Randomize
