The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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