So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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