Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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