Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
tell me about the fingering
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