Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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