so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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