i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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