Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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