He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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