you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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