i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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