all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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