Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
