Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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