I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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