See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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