Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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