I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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