I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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