Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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