There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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