She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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