:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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