I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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