but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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