i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
When did angry sex become our thing?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I think my moral compass just broke
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