like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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