Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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