Christians are straight up FREAKS
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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