after a month anything with tits is on the radar
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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