Its about making memories worth repressing
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I had to cum in my sink.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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