No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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