You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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