i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
The air taste purple.
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