Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I want a musical about memes.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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