Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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