I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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