i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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