You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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