did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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