Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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