This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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