You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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