check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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